Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Is Oprah even human
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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