We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize