I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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