ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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