I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
two words: eviction party
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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