So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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