no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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