I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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