And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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