When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Such a big mess for such a small penis
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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