no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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