No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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