This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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