have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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