I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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