Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
two words...techno handjob
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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