My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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