This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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