I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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