one might say we're banned from that church
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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