I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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