Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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