just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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