my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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