**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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