Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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