Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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