The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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