I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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