If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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