Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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