Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize