so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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