So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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