The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Alive.
So much puke
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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