I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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