Christians are straight up FREAKS
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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