Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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