THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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