can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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