so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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