just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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