if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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