So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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