Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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