problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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