i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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