we have officially lost it.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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