Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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