i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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