Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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