More tranny stories later!
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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