For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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