Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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