I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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