he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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