Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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